Short Story

At dinner last night I reached for my chapstick (which was in my pocket) to reapply. I wasn't paying attention as I was putting it on, and normally I have to push fairly firmly, so I was applying the usual amount of pressure, but unfortunately the chapstick had melted slightly. Soft chapstick applied with firm pressure equals a mess! It was all over the side of my mouth and face. I tried wiping it off with my napkin, but that just made it worse. It got all over! Of course it probably didn't help too much that my friend and I were cracking up the whole time. It was hilarious.